Have a Merry, Merry Brandybuck Christmas!

So, a few days ago someone asked me if I knew that I looked like a Hobbit.

"Yes," I said. "And thank you! Thank you so much for your uplifting and confidence building words! May you spread such cheery and Christ-like love to with all those whom you associate with!"

But this wasn't the first time this happened. It has happened lots of times. Mostly by girls.

So, to settle this once and for all I have prepared a short experiment:





May the reader decide for himself. Those of you who think I look like a Hobbit please make yourself known by responding to this post.

Please leave your name, phone number, physical address, (P.O. boxes not acceptable), times you're at home (alone).....

OK, so people tell me that it's not so bad to look like a hobbit, or in other words Dominic Monaghan, also known from the hit TV show Lost.

They tell me he is handsome and that it's some sort of compliment.

I refer you to the photo above.

Well, maybe it's not so bad to look like a Hobbit. I guess what that means is that I don't have to worry about a Halloween costume for the next 70 years.

Also, uhhhh....that's it. I really can't think of any other reasons. I don't really mind though. I really don't.

Really.

OK, I do.

If you see me on the street be careful about what you say.

I might throw my little hobbitty body at you.

;)